Have you seen a Giant Cloud Whale? They live in the clouds. They are as gentle as a breeze. They love baseball. The Giant Cloud Whales love to fly around the world looking at everything. Sometimes Giant Cloud Whales feel as lonely as you do. Maybe even lonelier.
Here is the Giant Whale in Paris
Some Questions
Often Asked About The Giant Cloud Whale
What do Giant Cloud Whales Eat?
Licorice and mist.
Although they hardly ever get licorice. Sometimes they eat breadcrumbs. But if
you put out any breadcrumbs for the Giant Cloud Whale he will most likely share it
with the birds. The Giant Cloud Whales love birds.
May I put out licorice for the Giant Cloud Whale?
Well, you can. But
if you leave it on the ground the Giant Cloud Whale can’t pick it up. And if you
throw it up in the air it will just come down and hit you in the face. It’s hard
to figure out how to give licorice to a Giant Cloud Whale. The Giant Cloud Whale would feel
very very sad if you tried to give him licorice and hurt yourself in the
process. It’s very nice of you to think of trying, though.
Do all Giant Cloud Whales look alike?
Goodness, no. They are all very different.The only thing most Giant Cloud Whales have
in common is that they NEVER EVER wear party hats. The hats are way too small
and they look ridiculous.
Here is a Giant Whale floating serenely through Venice
All photos courtesy of Alan Light and/or The Fairly Large Foundation of Giant Cloud Whale Appreciators. The Pacific coast photos are courtesy of Bigfoto.com
